I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a heart attack in 2012 by the way

[CaptainWacky]

it feels weird in my chest. just warning you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I may join you. THEN WE SHALL BE HAMBIL HANDMAIDENS.

 

[Gagh]

It'll be OK Wacky, after all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOT IF I HAVE ONE FIRST, WACKY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I nearly had a heart attack when fireworks came out of the top of Big Ben. They don't usually do that. I thought Anonymous's campaign had reached its natural conclusion.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKYLEAKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope it happens when I'm wanking.

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was a serious thread by the way.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope you don't have a heart attack CaptainWacky.

NOT IF I HAVE ONE FIRST, WACKY.

What is this a contest?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm master of my domain.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I had my blood pressure taken today (due to an eye inflammation) and when the doctor asked how much I exercised I was expecting to hear some bad news, but apparently my resting heart rate is 53bmp, while the average is 60-90. Something around 50bmp is more commonly associated with athletes.

So get some tests done, you might turn out to be superhuman! (Or have some problem with your heart that stops it from beating at a normal rhythm?!!?!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let someone touch me? No chance!