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I'm pretty tempted to join a cult

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
hen I see posters like Oracle, and I realize how stupid that is.
 
hen
–noun
1. the female of the domestic fowl.
2. the female of any bird, esp. of a gallinaceous bird.


"Hen I see posters like Oracle, and I realize how stupid that is."

Oracle is a pain in the ass, but I don't think you have any room to call him stupid, if your penchant for spelling is any indication.
 
Spelling trolls? That's not even a spelling error, it's a "typo" Quite a difference.

On the other hand, the depth to which you suck knows no bounds :bigass:
 
And, Oracle is a stupid as they come.

Actually it's "neck and neck" between you two. Winner gets a fuck.
 
More like winner gets to drop dead, the loser merely gets a pint of blood.
 
If he had gotten the difference between then and than wrong, I could understand the troll. But, he simply made a typo. Dumbass...
 
Jack, How about you join a Suicide Cult?
 
Heaven's gate's already left the station. We need to find him another one.
 
headvoid said:
Jack, How about you join a Suicide Cult?

Why would I do that?
 
For the betterment of humanity.
 
jack said:
Why would I do that?

To silence the screaming in your head once and for all.
 
It's my voice screaming in your head Hunchkin, and you know it. You follow me around, as far as I can tell :bigass:
 
jack said:
You follow me around, as far as I can tell

I guess that's why you were on your knees begging me to visit King Gnome's Kornholing Klub.
 
and you spend most of your time lurking there, Quasimodo - but you don't have the guts to post.

King of Gutters pussies :bigass:
 
VKD said:
and you spend most of your time lurking there, Quasimodo - but you don't have the guts to post.

I'm not at all surprised that you see it this way, since you are a mentally challenged person.
 
pot, kettle, or black?
 
jack said:
pot, kettle, or black?

Are you having trouble deciding whether to get high, have some tea, or suck some Afro-American meat pole?
 
Are you the pot, the kettle, or are you black, fatso?

I'll take door #3 :::snicker:::
 
There's a special on mens XXXXXXXL Hawaiian shirts at Banana Republic this week. Right next to the white linen pirate shirts :bigass:
 
jack said:
Are you the pot, the kettle, or are you black, fatso?

Speaking of black kettles, we've all seen the pictures, and we all know you're a three foot tall mini-bucket of lard, Vapster....all the illegal dog vitamins in the world won't change that.
 
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