I'm ready for the world to end

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually I just need a lover for a little while, then I'm ready.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A lover of fine wine?

 

[Mentalist]

A clover of green slime?

 

[CaptainWacky]

A BENDOVER OF FINE MALE ASSINE!?

 

[Dr Dave]

what about Fine Scotch !

 

[CaptainWacky]

I AM a fine Scotch!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I'm a fat American, does that count for anything?

Here's a pic of me:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EWWW, I HATE BRUCE WILLIS!!! MAKE MY EYES STOP BLEEDING!!!

Now I'm really ready.