I'm really "into" Eva Mendes now.

[Big Dick McGee]

My next three Netflix movies are Out of Time[/i], Hitch, and All About the Benjamins. Already seen Stuck on You, in which she appears pretty much the whole movie in a bikini, and 2 Fast, 2 Furious which sucked balls. Oh, and she was naked in her first movie, Training Day.

 

[Gagh]

SHE HAS BOOBEHS. THAT WORKS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like that French girl Menty posted teh pix of.

 

[Gagh]

EXCEPT SHE'S ALL FRENCH AND YOU KNOW IF YOU MET HER, SHE'D BE LIKE "CAPTEEEEEEEEEEN WACKEEEEEEEE WOULD YOU LIKE ZEEE SNAILS AND GARLIC EEE-HO-HEE-HO-HEEE-HO"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BOOBIES ARE SATAN'S SOFTBALLS

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Eva Mendes is Sex. I eve like her overbite and beauty mark.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She doesnt' care about you.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I bet if I met her, she'd be like, "You're handsome and sexy, and it looks like you have a big package, but I'm sorry, I don't date civilians".

And I'd say, "That's ok, I don't date SPANIARDS anyway!"

 

[Tisiphone]

^But you'd flash her, wouldn't you? Let her know what she's missing?

 

[The Tomtrek]

She looks like a roast chicken.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And tastes like one too.

 

[Gagh]

And moves like one.