I'm sick of insomnia

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But more than that, I'm sick of bosses trying to turn me into a day shift person.

They all moved in the suburbs, where everything is closed by 8PM. I still live in Manahattan, which is open 24 hours.

Let the weenies who got married and bought houses run the day shift. I'm a vampire.

 

[headvoid]

Insomnia is a drug to me, I almost will it upon myself - then hate it when it happens.

Luckily I have my crystal meth to wean me off Insomnia

 

[Tisiphone]

Amen brotha!

I can never go back to a normal 9-5 shift. I don't work the night shift, but I'm graveyard...4:30 to 12 or 5-2 am. Then I go home sleep for a couple of hours, then I'm up for a while.

Vampires unite!

 

[jack]

Use a light box. That'll cure it.

Cured mine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you didn't sleep at all your life would be a third longer.

 

[Cassie]

I used to have trouble sleeping, but I sleep pretty good now.

 

[headvoid]

That'll be the bloody kool aid wine you drink

 

[Cassie]

I still have a bottle of that stuff. It gives me a headache before I can get more than a little tipsy.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

DHA will knock you out. Good anti-oxidant, too.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

For the first time in over 10 years, I'm a bum, so I can indulge my vampiric tendencies.

Even when I was working both jobs, I'd still stay up 'til 1 in the morning sometimes, knowing full well I'd have to get up at 6:30 and put in a 16-hour day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had my sleep removed by Wolfram and Hart.

 

[headvoid]

My sleep is sponsored by Pepsi.

NO WONDER I CANT FUCKIN SLEEP!