I'm sick of whiney fucks whining fuckily about the new Indiana Jones movie

[CaptainWacky]

LOL HARRISON FORD IS OLD NOW THAT MEANS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MOVIE TO BE GOOD AND LUCAS IS INSANE BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THE PREQUELS MADE HUNDREDS OF MILLIIONS OF DOLLARS AND I OWN THEM ALL ON DVD THEY SUCKED BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AND SPEILBERG SUCKS BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL A GREAT DIRECTOR I'VE DECIDED HE SUCKS BECAUSE HE MUST SUCK BECAUSE ANYONE WHO HAD SUCCESS IN THE PAST MUST SUCK EVENTUALLY ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET AND I NEVER REALLY LIKED INDIANA JONES ANYWAY AND I HOPE THEY ALL DIE ON SET LOL I'LL STILL SEE IT OPENING DAY OF COURSE LOL SNAKES ON A PLANE WAS BETTER LOL I'M NOT SEEING TRANSFORMERS UNLESS ALL THE ORIGINAL VOICE ACTORS ARE IN IT EVEN THE DEAD ONES AND PRIME MUST LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL EVEN IF THAT WOULD LOOK STUPID IN LIVE ACTION I DON'T CARE I'M RIGHT SO YES, I AGREE FIREHAWK

 

[Gagh]

I bet Firecock will still watch it, ang get a gargantuan erection.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No matter what they do, it can't be as bad as NEM, so all the nerds should just shut the fuck up and wait for the movie and maybe re-learn how to be surprised going into the theater. FUCKS

 

[curiousa2z]

WHINING FUCKILY has a certain literary edginess to it!

 

[Techman]

To be a bad film, they first have to make it.

 

[whisky]

Harrison Ford could probably kick the arse of any one of those internet whiners who complain about him being too old, hell Clint Eastwood could kick all their arses and hes ten years older than him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Clint Eastwood has mind powers, to be fair.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Clint has the power of JAZZ, to be precise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND A GUN

 

[Cassie]

and squinty blue eyes

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And a voice that seesaws between sexy and tragic tracheotomy victim.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GARAK WAS THE BAD GUY IN A DIRTY HARRY MOVIE REMEMBER

 

[whisky]

In the first one in fact.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw a bit and thought "OMG THAT'S GARAK" then heard the "do you feel lucky punk" bit and thoguht "OMG THAT'S THIS MOVIE" then fell over.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So what's this about Sean Connery not wanting to do it? Miserable little turd. SHUT UP AND REPORT TO THE SET YOU OLD HACK!

Or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Sean Connery's turning it down then it'll be a great movie.

 

[Gagh]

They should get Ian McCaskill to take his place.

 

[whisky]

No, Roger Moore, that would rock

 

[Cassie]

Maybe Sean Connery was raped by Indiana Jones and has bad memories of it all and can't be arsed to be in the next movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, he's too busy telling people to vote for the Scottish National Party while not actually living in Scotland himself for thirty years.