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I'M SO EXCITED FOR ALL YOU GUYS

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I wonder if they do "rock paper scissors" to decide who makes the cup of tea.

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They're really playing up to the Twincest thing with all those Lady Gaga cast-offs.

The correct response to "How does it feel to be officially taking over Europe" isn't "It's like being Britney Spears". MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WORLD HISTORY BUT THEY MUST HAVE AT LEAST SEEN THE DOWNFALL PARODY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. JEEZ.

I liked that guy's lack of faith in their numeracy skills. He didn't even bother to hide his contempt.
 
Yes, I got the "yes, it is 6 actually" comment and it made me laugh.

I tried to count the number of times they said "guys" but I began to lose the will...
 
It's borked, but from context you are obviously talking about BEWITCHED.
 
not borked for me, and it's JEDWARD GUYS HERE TO ROCK YOU
 
WHO'S HAVING A EUROVISION PARTY TOMORROW?
 
Anytime I see them, the only word that comes to mind is "doughy."
 
Really? They're lean as they come (now I sound like some old perv, but I just mean they ARE skinny lads).

And I'm going to my first Eurovision Party. We'll be using left over Kate and Wills Union flags.
 
Did they have a growth spurt? I haven't seen them lately, but I've always thought of them as slightly pear-shaped, with child-bearing hips.
 
*googles "Jedward shirtless" and then says "googles 'Jedward shirtless'" to make it clear he doesn't just have this hanging around his hard drive*

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When they're not faffing around pretending to be bisexual lovers (or even more unlikely - singers) they're long distance runners or something.
 
How old are they?
 
Eight.
 
Last time I saw them, they were running through the BB house annoying people.

That picture looks like they hired a trainer soon after the BB fiasco. But they do look genetically broad-hipped and full-bottomed.

They've never really done it for me, which is strange because as a type, they are right in my crosshairs. Hmph.
 
Well they are fucking annoying and brainless, so that's fair enough.

They actually did quite well last night. Not sure what place their song eventually achieved, but I think it did better than the UK's. But neither of them really deserved as many points as they got IMO.
 
Remember that year that nice looking girl and the hideous Andrew Llyod Webber were the UK's entry and Graham Norton was saying "IF THEY DON'T WIN THIS YEAR THEN THE UK SHOULD NEVER ENTER AGAIN" but they still do.
 
I remember that. Problem was, the song was totally shit. It was just the phrase "it's my time" over and over again.
 
Considering the enormous cost of hosting the contest which always falls to the winning country, its hardly surprising we don't try hard to win.
 
Except they did try hard this time (and the time with the nice girl/hideous troll combo.)
 
I got an eye twitch at 3.6 seconds in. And a migraine at 5.7 seconds. After tht it was all about finding the off button.
 
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