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I'M SO EXCITED FOR ALL YOU GUYS

Homo has yet to taste the joy of Jedward.

They are a little like Black Olives, the first 11 times you taste them you go BLEUURGHH!, then after that you suddenly get it.
 
They seem to be posting all of their old videos today that feature a hint of naked Jedward (including the Jedward Guide to Having a Shower and the Jedward Guide to Swimming) in a cynical attempt to keep the momentum up after Eurovision.

OMG YOU GUUUUUUUYS WE'RE LIKE SO INNOCENT AND UNAWARE AND SHIT
 
Watching the shower vid now. Other than the Titanic Moment, it's all rather dull.

They owe the composer of "Happy Birthday" some royalties. Also Lionel Richie.
 
I was hoping that one of their frazzled PR drones would walk in at the end, see that the entire bathroom was flooded and go postal.
 
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