I'M SPAMMING THE MINE FIELD ON CHRISTMAS DAY

[CaptainWacky]

MESSY CHRISTMAS TO YOU

 

[whisky]

Happy Christmas MFers!

 

[Dr Dave]

Merry Christmas!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING
TO YOU AND YOUR QUEEN THAT'S RIGHT NOT KING BECAUSE WOMEN CAN BE KINGS TOO NOW AND WE CALL THEM QUEENS OKAY GIRLFRIEND
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPEY NEW SOUL

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm listening to a band called
The Mysterines

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

blackadder's christmas carol actually teaches us to be good because he misses oout the money from Queen Victoria and Albert becasue he turned bad the night before I just got that

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

I had a shot of rye whisky just now.

 

[Cassie]

I'M LIKING ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS TWEET SO YOU'LL HAVE A BUNCH OF NOTIFICATIONS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm wearing unicorn socks.

 

[Gagh]

MERRY BOOB JIGGLING DAY, NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUNCH IT, CHEWEY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Agreed!

 

[whisky]

Nothing says Christmas like fallout 4 and watching some Kenobi fan film.

 

[Mirah]

I'm wearing unicorn socks.

HOLY FUCK! SO AM I! I guess I will have to post a picture on twitter to prove it.

Oh and

Merry Christmas too you and you and you and everyone here and there and everywhere!

 

[The Question]

SPAM SPAMMITY SPIMMITY SPAM?!

OR THE OTHER KIND OMG

 

[Mirah]

I'm wearing unicorn socks.

I swear I just replied to this. I SWEAR I DID! I am wearing Unicorn Socks Also!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Here is the pic I took and posted on Twitter to prove it!

 

[Dr Dave]

HOLY FUCK! SO AM I! I guess I will have to post a picture on twitter to prove it.

Oh and

Merry Christmas too you and you and you and everyone here and there and everywhere!

Hazza!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY JUST PUSH DOWN YOUR EMOTIONS UNTIL THEY CAUSE YOU TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN ONE DAY
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT BECAUSE IT'S ANNOYING
I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING IN A CLOWN


yeah that didn't go well

I just went with "cumming" instead of anything good

and why would Santa be having sex with a clown

it's no good guys

it's all over