I'M SPAMMING THE MINE FIELD ON CHRISTMAS DAY

[The Question]

You should leave Christmas carol parodies to the professional mad people. :teach:

 

[I Love Cunt]

It is fucking perfect actually.
PERFECT!
ACTUALLY!
PERFECT!
AND FUCK THAT! I"M GOING TO SHOUT AND CRY AND HAVE A BREAKDOWN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY IF I WANT!

Also, thinking of Santa cumming in a clown totally made me fucking laugh
IT IS HILARIOUS!
In my vision he wasn't really having sex with a clown,
he was more like cumming in it, and by clown I mean a lifeless costume of a clown, or a small toy, I can't tell which really was there first and now it sounds worse than what CaptainWacky wrote,
so I am going to go now
bye bye

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY JUST PUSH DOWN YOUR EMOTIONS UNTIL THEY CAUSE YOU TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN ONE DAY
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT BECAUSE IT'S ANNOYING
I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING IN A CLOWN


yeah that didn't go well

I just went with "cumming" instead of anything good

and why would Santa be having sex with a clown

it's no good guys

it's all over

 

[CaptainWacky]

Santa needs to fuck too.

 

[Gagh]

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
ALISON MACK HAD SANTA JOIN NXIVM
NOW HE HAS HER INITIALS
BURNED RIGHT IN HIS BALLSACK

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

Pivot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

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There's Goldfinger on the telly!