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I'm such a bitch

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
So I went to this gay bar (straightest one I've ever been to) and a fat 40-something IT gay guy started hitting on me. LOL I pretended to care about his sob stories and patted him on the back and shit while he bought me drinks and tried hitting on me, but when he went to the bathroom, I took the fuck off. ^^
 
I did finally manage to take out a new lease (well, it hasn't been formalised yet, but still) so I won't be homeless in a week! Fuck yeah.
 
And note to self: fried scallops, not the best choice for an entree.
 
I was on a date tonight and when he said he had to sleep I let him. He woke up, put my hand on his cock and I had a good morning.
 
I can finally start paying rent again. And I won't be homeless either.
 
Note to self: I have no note to self. Oh yeah, there was this strange restroom tonight. The ladies restroom had a mirror at knee level, so right when you sit down there you are, looking at yourself. WTF is that for? CREEPY!
 
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Dual said:
So I went to this gay bar (straightest one I've ever been to) and a fat 40-something IT gay guy started hitting on me. LOL I pretended to care about his sob stories and patted him on the back and shit while he bought me drinks and tried hitting on me, but when he went to the bathroom, I took the fuck off. ^^
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That seems perfectly acceptable.
 
Love Child said:
Note to self: I have no note to self. Oh yeah, there was this strange restroom tonight. The ladies restroom had a mirror at knee level, so right when you sit down there you are, looking at yourself. WTF is that for? CREEPY!
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How about the mens?
 
No mirror in the mens. I looked when my friend went in there, after telling him about the womans. Also in front of the mirror on the shelf was a cookie jar-but the jar was not facing me it was facing the mirror.
 
SAUSAGEMAN said:
That seems perfectly acceptable.
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I felt kinda bad because he was telling me about his family and how maggots ate his father's corpse before anybody knew he was dead and stuff.
 
Hell, in that case you are probably not the first person to run for the hills as soon as he went to the john, and wont be the last.
 
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