I'm sure I'm going to get crushed for this but...

[Loktar]

I'd rather stick YOUR dick in a trash compactor. And mine in Summer.

No. You can have your plain jane Jewel. You can't have them both.

 

[Homo Erectus]

why are you worried about it? Your dick is in a trash compactor by now.

 

[Loktar]

why are you worried about it? Your dick is in a trash compactor by now.

Yeah but it didn't get crushed. I had R2D2 shut down all the trash compactors.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Beep Booop CRAAAaSH!

 

[Loktar]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes. More cute than hot though IMO.

I agree with that statement.

 

[Homo Erectus]

hot is for 16 year olds. I want a woman who will let me rub her toes.

 

[Yub]

Well maybe I like rough sex...so NYAH!

At this point, you'd better take what you can get, fatty.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I liked this thread better when it was more about Summer and less about this. (dicks and trash compactors)

 

[Loktar]

At this point, you'd better take what you can get, fatty.

Yeah I know.

*humps the washer and dryer*