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I'm telling the Gawd's Honest Truth

You wish. She scraped your shit off her chest, and, after flinging your poo back on you, she threw up. When she'd finished cleaning up, she shook you off her leg, which you had been humping furiously, dressed and made for the door. As she left, she said, "Don't call me ever again. Your shit ain't sexy!"
 
I think Greg still doesn't get it :::shrugs:::

Ah well back to sleep. That's where I'm a viking!
 
eloisel said:
Last night I went out to dinner at Olive Garden - had lots of salad and spaghetti and meat balls. It was what I was craving.

Anyway, late in the night my body decided to abruptly and forcefully expel gas. I know this because one of my cats woke me up when he tried to stick his whole head up my ass hole. I don't know if he was attempting to sacrifice himself for the good of his furry friends or if he just thought it would be fun to go against the flow. You know how cats are - they just do weird shit at weird times. Needless to say, he isn't allowed to sleep in my room anymore.
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Going against what flow, surely not a half pound of fancy feast, are you sure
it's your cat that isn't allowed to sleep in your room anymore..?
 
Yep. I'm sure.

My cats don't get fancy feast. They get lamb and rice or tuna and grape jelly. Better for cat tummys and overall health.
 
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