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I'm watching the TNG episode "The Royale"

I was thinking of Fontaine while I watching...The Royale is definitely the caveman to his homo sapiens.
 
WHAT IF FONTAINE THE VOYAGER'S EMH MET...THAT WOULD BE MILDLY AMUSING
 
Only if it was the Andy Dick EMH.
 
And if Fontaine kicked the shit out of him.
 
Do you think Riker would just go onto the Bridge when Picard wasn't around with his dick hanging out?

I mean no one would question him he's the goddamn first officer. But there it is. Out in the open.
 
Worf would either praise it as a warrior's cock, or whip his out and challenge it to a deathmatch (circle jerk).
 
Data would think that it's part of "being human" so he whipps his out and it just so happens that Dr. Soong gave him like a 12" yellow dick.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POST I'M MAKING? WHAT THE FUCK?
 
"A SHIP HAS ONE BRIDGE! ONE RIKER, ONE BRIDGE! GRWAAAH!"

Name that episode.
 
Data would think that it's part of "being human" so he whipps his out and it just so happens that Dr. Soong gave him like a 12" yellow dick.
And then they would stick a salami in Geordi's hand and say GUESS WHOSE THIS IS???
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POST I'M MAKING? WHAT THE FUCK?
HAHAHAHAHAH MADE YA GAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAASddlasdf
 
Then Wesley would get his out, but it was so small it couldnt clear the material, then everyone started calling him a girl.

And O'Brian got his out, and his pubes were red, and everyone called him ginger minge from then on
 
Same thing happened to Captain Jellico, only he killed anyone who said it to his face.
 
He was harsh but fair.
 
no one named the episode.
 
Where Silence Has Lease?
 
THE TOMS HAVE IT
 
Well considering I only saw that episode once, and that was about 20 years ago...

Back when the only trek was TOS, I could tell the title of any episode by just a few seconds of film of the episode

And not the few seconds when the title was on screen

That was before booze, women and mobile phones recked my brain
 
It's a good second season episode.
 
I thought it might have been the one where Riker ends up on a Kilngon bridge in that ghey officer exchange program episode.
 
Me too, thats kind of why I said the title.

Unless the title I said refered to a different episode, which is entirly possible, as I think now the 52 star flag wasnt in the royale, although it could have been.

Damn you faulty memory!
 
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