Imagine being able to ejaculate but no orgasm

[CaptainWacky]

You'd have to be pretty screwed up.

 

[whisky]

Its just an anti climax, it happens when your not really in the mood, but just wank from force of habit

 

[Kerb Crawler]

DIURNAL EMISSIONS

 

[curiousa2z]

Wot's the point, then?

[no PUN intended]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Like that porridge cannon in Wallace & Gromit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you wank regularly you have to do it, orgasm or no, or your balls might explode. I read that in a book.

 

[whisky]

No, sperm always finds a way out, thats why people that dont wank or have sex have wet dreams

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, but it's best to be in control, rather than wake up all sticky and think the GLUE FAIRY has visited you.

 

[whisky]

The glue fairy never did red rum any harm

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can you make a horse by sticking lots of glue together and animating it with dark magics?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, but I once made one kick and bray by wanking on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT IF THE THING YOU THOUGHT WAS AN ORGASM ALL THESE YEARS WAS ACTUALLY AN ICE CREAM HEADACHE?

 

[headvoid]

I would call you Mr Whippy

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CUMBOMBS AWAYYYYYYYY

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE THIS FICTIONAL PERSON WAS JUST WANKING OVER THE WRONG THING