Imagine something cool

[The Dork Lord]

Like what if you had the power to seduce ANYONE ANYWHERE with a special code-word.

Or if you had a magical wallet that had $1,000(Pound,Euro,Etc.) cash every time you ope3ned it?

What if Gagh had laser vision, or Captain Wacky's love gravy cured all known STD's and the common cold?

What if Cassie could summon 1d8 calves everytime she replaced the shat's AA's?

Imagine taking Dr Daves pillz and it turns you into a cyborg sex zombie!

 

[Yub]

I already have the power to FIGHT ZOMBIES OF ALL KINDS!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

ZOMG DOES SILENTBUTVIOLENT KNOW????

 

[Cassie]

What are 1d8 calves?

 

[CaptainWacky]

All I want is omnipotence and total control of the universe. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Yub]

What are 1d8 calves?

I mean you roll an eight sided die and whatever it lands on is the amount of calves that show up.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What are 1d8 calves?

1-8 baby cows; determined by the roll of an eight sided die.

All I want is omnipotence and total control of the universe. Is that too much to ask?

For most people, yes...BUT NOT FOR YOU!

 

[Yub]

NOOOOOOO WACKY WILL FORCE ALL US TO WATCH LOST!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Then imagine a world without Lost!

 

[Cassie]

I imagine a world that's all Lost all the time, and Yub has to watch it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd make Lost last 38 seasons in REALTIME and only kill off who I wanted to kill off and introduce new characters played by Natalie Portman and Jon Tickle.

 

[curiousa2z]

^clearly we all have our own versions of Paradise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't really say that anyone else's version is exactly my primary objective.

 

[Cassie]

I imagine myself in a Six-Baltar sammich.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm trying to imagine who would possibly eat such a sammich.

 

[Cassie]

Someone who likes Six and Baltar.. oh and ME of course.

 

[Loktar]

Someone who likes Six and Baltar.. oh and ME of course.

I'd like to be in a Six-Cassie sammich. Hold the Baltar.

 

[Yub]

I'd like to spank Cassie with my cricket bat for her gross indecency. Suggesting I be forced to watch Lost endlessly! The nerve! The cheek!

*spanks Cassie*

 

[Loktar]

I'd like to spank Cassie with my cricket bat for her gross indecency. Suggesting I be forced to watch Lost endlessly! The nerve! The cheek!

*spanks Cassie*

*films*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*wanks*