Imagine you woke up and could only speak Klingon

[Mentalist]

That would suck to be honest.

 

[whisky]

ta hu, shu ha, k'plah!

Von vash kalicam, patarg!

And I've exhausted all the klingon I know

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather speak elvish because Tolkien knew what he was doing more than the Klingon language guys PROBABLY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://translate.klingonreference.com/

L:OL EVERYWORD I TYPE IN IT SAYS SORRY THERE IS NO TRANSLATION FOR THAT WORD LOL

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's because the only word you type in there is "WORFSSSSHOTKILNGONSPOOOOOGE".

Or at least it is if you're anything like me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sorry there is no translation in our database for rape.

AS IF the Klingons never rape...

 

[Cassie]

That Klingon guy, Lawrence M. Schoen is my friend on myspace, lol. He's also a member of another forum I go to, he's kind of an asshole. HE SPEAKS KLINGON!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HOPE HE JOINS HERE.

 

[Cassie]

He's probably a member of Trekbbs. I don't like him.

 

[Ilyanna]

Sorry there is no translation in our database for rape.

AS IF the Klingons never rape...

Ah, therein lieth the problem: For Klingons, rape is just another means to say "I kinda like you to the point of not wanting to kill you". Type in "romance", and you'll get the desired translation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

K'PLAH!