Imagine you woke up and you were Max Rebo

[CaptainWacky]

No big deal. Happens to me all the time.

Oh boy, the EU really has to have a finger in every pie, doesn't it? No wonder our constitution takes so long to be ratified.

THEY WON'T LET US HAVE BENT/YELLOW BANANAS.

 

[Ilyanna]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!? the EU is the REAL EVIL EMPIRE, I tell you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

99.9999999% of Sun readers agree.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ever since I read this thread all those years ago I ask myself "Am I Max Rebo today?" every time I wake up and I cry a little when I realise I am not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think in my opening post I meant "nothing good would come of it" because I wouldn't be able to live up to the legacy of Max Rebo if I was him.

 

[Yub]

NEITHER OF US IS AN ELEPHANT!

Plus I still agree with my earlier statement about Joh Yowza. I still hate him and his Woking munching ways.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Max Rebo is more than an elephant.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Max Rebo is alive and living on the Island of Misfit Toys.

He is waiting for the call from Jay Leno to be Kevin Eubanks' replacement as the Tonight Show bandleader.

Poor Jabba. Another victim of discrimination against the overweight.

 

[The Tomtrek]

This thread has shaped my entire life.