Imagine you woke up and you were Natalie Portman!

[headvoid]

but there will be nipples right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes there will be nipples but at the end a man will walk into the bedroom and say "ONE OF THESE WOMEN IS A TRAITOR" to sow the seeds of distrust.

 

[headvoid]

phew!

Did the man come into the room with a monkey wrench and plumbers uniform?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES SCARLET IS BOWSER!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The man who walks in is DAVID GEST.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

David Gest, it has been alleged he is the grand poobah of the holy first order of the golden goose. I am not saying it myself, it is just something that has been muted in certain circles

 

[whisky]

wicky wicky waa waa

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hopefully those rumours won't stop people going to see my great movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would you look after her son?