IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT!

[Bickendan]

Do I have your attention? Yes? Good:

I have an alto clarinet! And it is one loud, sexy motherfucker! You will not be certain as to whether it sounds like a saxophone or a clarinet!

You may now resume not giving a fuck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]Vrgtbopp2xo[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

All I can say is

...

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Oh wow. At first, I thought that read, " I have an alt claret. A loud sext claret..." Play me a symphony.

 

[Henoch]

Do I have your attention? Yes? Good:

I have an alto clarinet! And it is one loud, sexy motherfucker! You will not be certain as to whether it sounds like a saxophone or a clarinet!

You may now resume not giving a fuck.

I've decided to give a fuck.

BUMP

 

[Henoch]

This MONK likes the alto clarinet...
[youtube]Ay3fukiGX-o[/youtube]

Liberace prefers the piano...
[youtube]q9nO9Ro_kd4[/youtube]