Should I get a vote??
You forgot the "I respect women and woudln't grab their tits uninvited" option.
I'd have to go with the not so sure option. Though I'm sure I'd be fondling my naughty bits later, just not in front of her.
This is all assuming you've been an ass and aren't getting any.
Would the pain of your wife cutting off your sack be worth the pain of getting kicked in the sack for grabbing Tisi's tit?