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In all Seriousness

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Ironclad

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You all have too much time on your hands. Don't you all WORK? Or SCREW? Or do SOMETHING other than play on the computer all day?

I used to chuckle at the "living in mom's basement" shit, but the jokes wearing thin with the ammount of crap I see you all have time to produce! It's not even witty crap!

I'm about ready to cash in my dual-ish existence and leave this place for good, and yea, no one will miss me and I don't expect you all to. I used to come here for a laugh, or maybe a good crusade if the mods at a place were letting power go to their heads, but you all know what?

I Have Better Things To Do!

Yep, ever since the Hurricane blew in, my town didn't get the coverage but it did fuck things, I"ve got a new job and (Holly SHIET!) a Life! Get the fuck off of the computer. None of this matters. If you aren't funny, and damm few of you are, then quit using up the electicity and bandwidth!

Unless you are female and willing to sleep with me, then post photos, graphic ones.

Fuck you all!
 
Meh. I toy daily with the thought of leaving here, whenever I visit, because all the rediculous duals and newbie wars is realy really really annoying sometimes. Still, having been here for so long, I find it rediculous that all the older users should be chased off by newer ones, so I just take the iniative to overpower the stupid threads and posts with my own posts and threads as much as possible. I can usually count on the MF crew and supporting casts to support that, but it is an uphill battle.

This is what happenes when people go to other boards playing "trolls" and then stupidly tell that board where they are from, I guess expecting users to come join here, and "thank us" for bringing such joy to their own boards in return. It would be nice if spam forums weren't included in the New Posts search, but its just not feasible, so until the newer batch of kids get tired of it, we are at their mercy.
 
Hey Ironclad, here's a thought. I post here a lot, yet I have plenty of time for a rich and fulfilling life too, so what?
 
Rich and fulfilling.

I see. And you are here staring at a computer screen while life is "out there". Please, claim that you have meaningful relationships, or discussions for that matter, with people on this board.

Cite Examples.

Fuck you all.

Shit, now I'm drunk, which I can maintain WHILE I post, so I'm multi-tasking.
 
Um actually life is all around me, and I multitask effortlessly. I'm putting in 60 hours this week at my job. The owner of the hotel, a canadian billionaire personally came out and gave me a compliment for my work in front of some very influential people where I live (it's a small town, and it's a big deal) I didn't post at all on Christmas (or the eve either) because I was busy wrapping presents and getting the house ready. I spent all day with my family, exchanging gifts and eating fondue. I post here like I play video games, and frankly this is a hell of a lot more interesting than video games most of the time. I'm never staring at the screen at all, because I'm either reading or posting, both of which require more than staring.

So you are either clueless, or too jaded to admit that you can have your cake and eat it too any time you like, without the 100/100 you all seem to think it requires.

Fuck you too.

But I fully admit to this addiction :bigass:
 
Well, it is possible. I have a vibrant social life, attend school and work a full-time job, a wonderful girlfriend, and have greatly enjoyed spending time with my friends and family, all while juggling multiple positions on numerous boards, and posting at countless more. But, I'm young, have no family of my own...yet, rarely sleep, and can survive off a minimal diet of illegal drugs, alcohol, and small bits of nutrient vegetables and fruit, so I have an excuse.

Besides, with so may hours in a day, is it so wrong to spend 2 or 3 of them here posting 100 or so posts? :D
 
The first step is admitting the problem.

Jaded? Me? WEll, of COURSE I'm jaded. Maybe it's just my little 'ol souther-fried brain that is the issue, but a 60 hour week leaves me too tired to think, but with just enough IQ that sitting in front of the idiot box drinking beer doesn't do it.

Trollking, as an art form, eliciting reaction, building confidences and then twisting them, shocking or genuinely creating, it's as good as other forms of writing, or provocative art.

Now...look at what is on TK now. Nothing that requires thought, nothing that shows and ounce of originality, and if you were going to do it right, it would take some time. Instead...we get WASTES of time here, lack of wit, lack of any subitilty (fuck spelling). Jack, congratulations, I hope everythign you said in your post is true and you have a great life...

But I doubt it.

Fuck you all.
 
Never tried, damm women were always in the way and besides, I'm salt-intollerant.
 
Thats 2-3 hours on all the boards I post at. I'm sick of people that get their chastity belts in a pinch over how much time people spend online, especialy us younger generations. Get the fuck over yourselves. I'm sure when Baby Boomers were little, Howdy Doody and Captain Kangaroo were popular, but starting with the X-ers, we have the Internet as an integral part of our lives, in pretty much every area, be it financial, social, educational, you name it. Deal with it. As the poster-child of a new, brash, arrogant, and head-strong generation, I have the privelege and the honor to tell you to GO FUCK YOURSELVES. The world changes with each succesive generation, for the better or for the worse, so before you go clucking your tongues about the fact that we grew up differently from you, or are taking the world on in an unprecedented manner that you deem haphazard or "too liberal', keep two things in mind. 1. We are your offspring, You set the tone when we were growing up, and we are the product of your lifestyles, and most importantly, 2. In just a few short years, we'll be where you are, clucking our tongues at the generations to come after us and their haphazard wayward lifestyles.

Now SHUT THE FUCK UP while I go spam a bit more, and IM with my friends a bit more, while playing with my cellphone and watching MTV.
 
And where is the depth of thought?

Every ride across country on a motorcycle? No radio, no headphones, just a piece of shit pan-head leaking oil between your legs. Teh sound of the engine, and your thoughts. Oh yeah, thinking's pretty dangerous.

Now they can't keep kids calm for 10 minutes in the back seat of the car without a DVD player, people twitch if they don't get a cell-phone call every 20 minutes. You want to see somethign fucking funny? All those people PRAYING for cell service after the power went out. Forget water and gas, they needed their CELL PHONE, and were swearing a blue-streak that they were out of touch for a day or two.

What generation am I? I don't fucking know, but I'm the last thinking man in North America.

Now think on THAT, fuckers.
 
I might be.

Or Just might be a hell of an actor. I am a Dual, after all.
 
If you have complaints about the current generations, blame the boomers. They had us, and they are mostly responsible for how we turned out.
 
The fact that you can engage, jack, is good.

You may reproduce. I shall allow it.

As long as I can keep at least ONE of the hostage, I promise to feed and cloth them well, and make sure they have a fantastic school ciriculum that includes evolution, World History, and philosophy. They will be returned healthy, educated, and defiant.

And utterly without exposure to the internet.
 
My oldest daughter just completed her masters thesis on the Holocaust, and as part of the thesis she played the part of Ethel Rosenberg in a live production of Angels In America.

Fucking fantastic.
 
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