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In all Seriousness

  • Thread starter Thread starter Ironclad
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Yes, you told us about that, actually. I remember being horribly jealous about not seeing it, because I've heard AiA has gotten rave reviews, both on stage and on TV. Congrats again. :D
 
And this relates to the poor quality of posting and the wasted time I see on this BBS...how?

Congratulations, you reporoduced (not a big trick, almost anyone can do it) and raised a child up through the educational system (a much better trick, not as many can do it, full points for your dedication).

Now, what the fuck are you doing on line when you can be spending time with your non-eldest? Mmm? Ready for retirement? Gaining a new skill-set? Will internet ant trolling and posting be your occupation for your golden years? I hope the computer fits on the wheel-chair pops, those leg's 'll attrophy before you know it.

FYA.
 
No, my son and I are currently kicking some serious ass on Live Halo II, and I'm reading this new book I just got for Christmas by Joseph Chilton Pearce.

Don't tell me you actually sit in front of the computer waiting for people to respond???

LOL
 
So, you are reading, an playing a game, and responding to me.

You need a drink.

FYA
 
I have a drink. An Heineken in an iced glass.

Why don't you practice what you preach, hypocrite. What is this...some sort of convoluted New Year's Resolution?
 
Look at how many post you have, and how many I have and how long i've been here.

I do practice what I preach, tonight's a night off and I'm annoyed at Christmas, so I figured I'd see if I could still get a reaction out of this place.

Thank you, Jack, for playing. :D

And Fuck EVERYONE but Jack.
 
I don't do video games, actually.

Seriously. I don't have the time.
 
Ironclad said:
Trollking, as an art form, eliciting reaction, building confidences and then twisting them, shocking or genuinely creating, it's as good as other forms of writing, or provocative art.
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Goddamned QOTW right there!

Now...look at what is on TK now. Nothing that requires thought, nothing that shows and ounce of originality, and if you were going to do it right, it would take some time. Instead...we get WASTES of time here, lack of wit, lack of any subitilty (fuck spelling). Jack, congratulations, I hope everythign you said in your post is true and you have a great life...

But I doubt it.

Fuck you all.
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On one level, you're correct. It's like Sturgeon's Law just discovered this place in the last year.

OTOH, I assure you that many here have great lives and manage to find time to raise a little hell here and elsewhere. I do.

On the third hand, and back to the first point, I'm with you...this place is getting boring. I said so a couple of months ago, but TK sucks you back in like that ugly fat chick in college. You don't want to be seen in public with her, and to some extent she repels you emotionally, but damn does she give good head.

That, of course, didn't happen to me in college, but it's an apt analogy.
 
The Ironic Persona is dead.

Re: Sardonica/Skin of Evil
Re: Me/Ironclad
Re: Decker/who knows.
Re: Miss Manners/Everyone Else.
 
Ironclad said:
Now, what the fuck are you doing on line when you can be spending time with your non-eldest? .
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Vap spends hours every day on this board boasting to teenaged idiots and beating his meat because his children would rather stand outside in the snow than spend time with his creepy ass.
 
I hear that Michael Jackson has the same problem.

The Gloved one posts here as Jillian Bacardi.
 
Thank you Robert, I owe you an E-mail. :D

This is just an alcahol and depression fuled tirade, pay it no mind Dear Lady.

Now...FUCK ALL OF YOU EXCEPT Jack and M "Robert" M!
 
Ironclad said:
Thank you Robert, I owe you an E-mail. :D

This is just an alcahol and depression fuled tirade, pay it no mind Dear Lady.

Now...FUCK ALL OF YOU EXCEPT Jack and M "Robert" M!
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I not only mind everything you say dear, I also enjoy it... every word, tirade or not.

;)
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Robert, you are NOT going to dis-arm me with kindness.

I'll say something cruel and nasty to you.

You just wait.
 
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