In An Alternate Universe

[Gonad]

I am masturbating right now.

Actually, in two AUs.

One, I am successful.

The other, I actually start paying attention to the lyrics and can't help but laugh in an unsexual way. Rediculous!

 

[Kitty]

Three gonads in one universal sack??!!!!

 

[Yub]

It's not unusual. I have three gonads in an alternate universe.

 

[Loktar]

*goes off to have some hot dirty sex with alternate universe wife*

 

[Dark Pickle]

In an alternate universe I am a pregnant woman.

In another, I'm still a virgin at 30!

 

[Loktar]

In another, I'm still a virgin at 30!

Ouch. I'm a 35 year old virgin.

 

[Kitty]

I killed all the other mes, ate thier faces, and absorbed thier knowledge. I actually taste better than I thought. mmmmmmmmmm

It was like masturbating, cannibal style.

 

[Yub]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M213TbKqxlU

 

[I Love Cunt]

I don't imagine you do this very often at all.
Public?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I killed all the other mes, ate thier faces, and absorbed thier knowledge. I actually taste better than I thought. mmmmmmmmmm

It was like masturbating, cannibal style.

Yes.

 

[Kitty]