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In here we answer one of the biggest theological questions ever posed:

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"What does God need with a Starship?"

So the question I put to you is -

What does God need with a Starship?
 
He needs it to give to George Takei so he will finally shut the fuck up.
 
He wants a pink one
 
and it has to have a "joystick" on the bridge
 
I like it honey! I think we should make them an offer.
 
He needs it for sex.
 
Why didn't God just say that and then his whole plan would ahve gone off without a Will Smith romantic comedy (Hitch.)
 
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