in my previous life i was straight

[Henoch]

FUCK GOD/JESUS & HIS MOTHER NAMED MARY FOR INVENTING RE FUCKIN' INCARNATION!!

Anywho, i'm jim hootin' dandy with bein' a fuckin' fag at this point in my life. At least i'm not a tranny, or a lesbo!

Since i was straight in my previous life, does that mean i am going to heaven when i croak!??

 

[Sarek]

No. You're going to hell.

 

[Henoch]

Also, if jesus & his bitch virtuoso daddy named GOD didn't want fags to exist then why the goddamn fuck did he inseminate the world with so many sexually inquisitive pricks??

Yeah

SIN MY ASS!!

amen

LONG LIVE THOSE WHO SHOOT LOADS IN MY FUCKIN' OPINION!!

 

[Sarek]

You're going to hell.

 

[Henoch]

^^^i can't wait...to have constant heat without an annoysome electric bill would be fuckin' awesome IMO!!

 

[Henoch]

i wonder if hell has cocks to suck?? i would assume so since it's an anti-christian establishment...right??

 

[Sarek]

Doubtful as that would be heaven for a homo. You'll probably end up as a human dildo for Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[Panda]

Henoch you should join the Westboro Baptist Church. you'll fit in really well there

 

[Henoch]

Doubtful as that would be heaven for a homo. You'll probably end up as a human dildo for Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell.

Fuck the lesbos, this queer talk is all about...ME!! Sarek needs more lube to fulfill his unrequited male sexual fantasies IMFO!

 

[Sarek]

You're going to hell.