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IN THIS THREAD AN ORGY WILL COMMENCE

SilentBtViolent said:
Also Cait I might not be able to beat you at either pool or golf, but get on your knees and I will beat you














in a high jump contest.

OMG, I'd lose so badly in a high jump contest.

Now bending my knee?? Well, to those I serve, it's a pleasure to 'get on my knees'. ;)
 
SilentBtViolent said:
This is amazing Shatna.

I know I didn't make the cut because I'm a n00b but even at some point in the future, I won't be in this kind of thing because we all know that the default "Balki" dude on the Sims has his eyes set a little too far apart to be realistic.

You didn't not make the cut because you're a n00b but because I featured (and will feature) those who participated in this thread, i.e. came in costume and/or engaged in naughty shenanigans. :D
 
Well as far as my role in the party, I'm pretty sure that my Cousin Balki charm will have the ladies swooning over me at any moment.

*crickets*

Or maybe I will end up in a corner pretending to cry and hoping for a sympathy post from a female.
 
lady_elena_wf said:

We will be eventually. Remember? You & I are off somewhere else so that you may return my undies to me. :twisted:
I didn't really want to return them to you lady.
Can't we keep them off for now?
I'm not wearing any, it won't matter.
Just tell me that you don't mind Silent joining our little party,
I invited him to join us~hope he comes soon~
 
We cannot let this thread die without me hooking up with someone...

I think I was invited to watch some girl-on-girl?

Even my ambiguously gay self is into that...
 
Love Child said:
I didn't really want to return them to you lady.
Can't we keep them off for now?
I'm not wearing any, it won't matter.
Just tell me that you don't mind Silent joining our little party,
I invited him to join us~hope he comes soon~
So you do have my undies!

*looks at LC admonishingly*

Well at least you brought a toy for both of us to share.

*looks over SBV appraisingly*

I don't think I'd like the silent part about him. But I'm pretty sure I can get him to make some noise. :twisted:

*Pulls out hand cuffs and riding crop*

Strip for us & come kneel on the bed.

*Hands the crop to LC & handcuffs SBV's hands to the top of the posts at the end of the bed*

LC, you first...
 
Yep!!!! After 5 days, the body and clothes are a bit--- RIPE!!! Time to hit a hot shower and have some fun with the soap...
 
SilentBtViolent said:
You guys seriously didn't notice that Lady Elena left me handcuffed to a bed for FIVE DAYS???

But I left you to sleep off your exhaustion!! Hell, I even tucked you into bed!

Kerb Crawler said:
CHeck for your wallet, dude!
Hey! I don't steal!!

If anything, when he does check, he'll find he's $20 richer.


**On a serious note...**
I won't be on this board for about a month (well 30-45 days). My unit is busy packing things up & handing over the reins to our replacements!!! Yay go me. So I'll be flitting around today & maybe tomorrow (doubtful). But don't worry about me, I coming home!!
 
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