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in this thread Dr. Dave will reveal traumatic childhood events...

curiousa2z said:
and this is why he avoids Swedish convents!


PLEASE DONT TRY TO MAKE HIM VISIT THEM!
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Seriously!

It will freak me out.
 
Now that it's out in the open you can move on...
 
Did they try to touch your butt with their noodles?
 
TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ABUSE PAST
 
Crying lets the sad out!
 
AND GIVES US SEXUAL PLEASURE
 
Should we let Wacky drink Dr. Dave's tears? He will grow strong and kill us all and turn our bones into furniture like JUDGE DEATH!
 
I would only let Wacky kill me if he bought me dinner first.

I'm old fashioned like that.
 
You must stand up for your rights.
 
YES, YES, THE TEARS OF UNFASHIONABLE SADNESS
 
What tramatic childhood event should i get into now.

Your choices are:

1) Robot Chickens
2)The time i was on CNN after being beat up by a band of girls wearing Richard Nixion masks.
3)Some story about being raped in the back of a train.
 
TRAIN RAPE TRAIN RAPE!!
 
GIRLS ON CNN RAPE
 
I find a the mental image of a furiously humping robotic chicken, squawking in a dull robotic drone amusing.

"1001011101101 You like it, say you like it or I'll kill you bitch 1001100101100 you are a whore 1001010100110 tell anyone about this and we'll destroy your city with our chicken laser vision 1001000110010 end of line"
 
There may be something seriously wrong with me, upon reflection of that post.
 
Maybe!

MEEP MEEP!
 
Cassie said:
TRAIN RAPE TRAIN RAPE!!
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And so shall it be.

I made the mistake of takeing the last train out of town, on my way to a football game.

There were few people on the train, but that would do me no good this night, I was walking to the observation car, when all of the sudden as I was walking by a bathroom, I was violently forced into a bathroom, where I was ass raped. As I was able to turn around, my attacker was none other then a small jewish goth girl named Melissa (I learned her name when we had tea later).
 
I dunno, but the cup was black.

I know that story wasent funny, at least it had words in it I guess.
 
Didn't you ass rape her right back? It's probably want she wanted.
 
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