In this thread, I will answer all questions about CaptainWacky's thighs.

[Gagh]

I know many of you are eager to learn the secrets.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What gives them that wondrous lustre? Is it anything available in Boots?

 

[Gagh]

What gives them that wondrous lustre? Is it anything available in Boots?

That my friend, is the sweat of a 100 Michelle Trachtenburg clones, mixed with the life force of a Gungan senator, whipped into a fine paste, and finally sprinkled with dessicated essence of Supergran (Scottish Icon). It is then finely spread across the thighs, until it dries and is licked off by a ravenous Natalie Portman, who has luckily been chained in a pit in Wacky's room since Devendra Banhart broke up with her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh. And it's not on 3 for 2?

 

[Gagh]

Yer. An extra 15% off if you have a Woolworths Loyalty Card.

 

[Cassie]

Can he crack a walnut with his thighs?

 

[The Tomtrek]

ARE THERE ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN WACKY'S THIGHS AND V'GER FROM STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)?

 

[Gagh]

Can he crack a walnut with his thighs?

Wacky's thighs are so tough and manly, he could crack Charles Bronson's resolve if he did so much as look at them.

ARE THERE ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN WACKY'S THIGHS AND V'GER FROM STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)?

Sadly no, but if you do catch them from a certain angle, there are distinct similarities between Wacky's thighs and the internal layout at the original Lassiter's Hotel.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Chuck Norris jealous of Wacky's thighs?

 

[The Tomtrek]

ARE THERE ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN WACKY'S THIGHS AND THE GENESIS DEVICE FROM STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN (1982)?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will they outlive the Universe itself?