In this thread I will lose those last 5 "vanity pounds!"

[Neil]

Mountain Dew: Code Red - 16 oz.

Last hurrah. Baby's due in a little over 2 months. Wife's gaining... I'll endeavor to get to a 34" waist (from 36".)

While working the weights and cardio.

So, what's the winner get, anywho?

 

[EnglishRose]

I've never had Mountain Dew.

what does the winner get? the winner gets to be a doting father

You get down to a 34" before the baby arrives and you can name your prize (but I want proof) and the prize has to be within the realms of reality and/or doable

 

[Neil]

Proof, eh? Ok... hm... *ponders*

Fucking "doable reality"...

And what do YOU get if you win?

 

[EnglishRose]

Hmmmmm I get to follow you around and say 'I told you so' for a fortnight

If I do win (and I had better not) I'll think of something of......Fucking "doable reality"...

 

[Neil]

Ok.. those terms are acceptable to me!

A fortnight, eh? I could think of worse sentences than to be hounded by you for a couple weeks.

 

[EnglishRose]

don't forget Neil you'll be tired and cranky (unless you're one of the lucky ones who has a child that knows the meaning of SLEEP) so having me following you around and taunting you (in a gentle loving way of course) might just tip you over the edge

 

[Neil]

Keep in mind... I probably won't be around here much.

You might have to catch me later.

But EXCELLENT points!

 

[EnglishRose]

You mean that you will be spending time with your new baby rather than hanging around a message board - shame on you Neil

if you any need any advice - me and C2 have a wealth of it and we'd love to share

babies are easy, teens are a nightmare

 

[curiousa2z]

no, PMSing wimmens with no CHOCOLATE are a nightmare! Lissen up, men!

 

[Neil]

I will TOTALLY take you guys up on any and all advice!

That goes for advice about women, too, right? (Oh, C2's already started covering that!)

 

[EnglishRose]

Yep and she's right