In this thread, I will out my every dual.

[Iyhara]

This should be an interesting thread.

No, not really.

 

[jack]

mmmm this thread is turning out nicely.

 

[Malarky]

Let's see if I can make it turn out better.

I know them all!

I see you hiding behind the curtain, Wizard! Tell me, did you find any you didn't expect?

 

[Cacophony]

I know your duals!

 

[Malarky]

All of them?

 

[jack]

We had a doula at our last birth.

 

[Elrod]

I outed my uncle last summer. It was kind of an accident.

 

[jack]

wAS HE GAY?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I think he means the airlock mechanism malfunctioned.

 

[Elrod]

wAS HE GAY?

He is now!

 

[jack]

Awesome, was that after you fucked him in the ass?

 

[Elrod]

I'd have to say yeah.

Like I said, kind of an accident.

 

[Lilac]

That wasn't his ass, Elrod. That was his neck.

 

[Malarky]

Let's see if I can make it turn out better.



I see you hiding behind the curtain, Wizard! Tell me, did you find any you didn't expect?

Bump.

 

[Elrod]

That wasn't his ass, Elrod. That was his neck.

Geez, I'll never ask you to mail a letter for me.

 

[Bickendan]

It'd probably get accidentally swapped with a subpoena.

 

[Malarky]

^Fuck you, Bick. Did you have to out Imperium and Ironclad as my duals?

 

[Bickendan]

LOL

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS

 

[Bickendan]

Welcome back, Mal.