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In this thread we gossip about Gagh [DON'T LOOK GAGH!]

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I hear he has a robot who he calls "Profferssor Henry" after Sean Connary's character in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Confirm/Deny?
 
Each and every thing that he owns is on a doily.
 
Even his
penis
?
 
HIS MIGHTY PHALLUS YES
 
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He paints his toenails black ("the colour of my heart!" he says) and then shows them to unimpressed strangers on the bus.
 
He secretly uses lea's figurine to practice kissing.
 
Interesting, and all true, of course.
 
His favourite drink is Rum and Tomato Juice. He has named it the RumTum as it makes his tummy all rumbly
 
Gagh said:
Interesting, and all true, of course.

EVEN THE PART ABOUT YOUR PHALLUS BEING HUGE?
 
He used a permanent marker to draw a happy face on his mighty phallus to scare trick or treaters last Oct.
 
He smoked banana skins when he was 14 and claimed it got him REALLY HIGH< SO HIGH HE COULDNT SPEAK
 
He makes Heidi Klum moist.

Oh wait, correction: he makes Michael Kors moist.
 
As long as someone on the judge's panel is moist, Gagh is a shoe-in for the final three.
 
I fear he may have to feel up Nina Garcia, which may give his fingers frostbite.
 
SPANK HIM! AND THEN, THE ORAL SEX!
 
Naughty, naughty Gagh!
 
He is not Mikey from Big Brother.
 
He's a giant cunt.
 
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