In this thread we shall discuss Harkley's love of toast

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

REMEMBER WHEN HARKLEY SANG YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG TO TOAST AND THE TOAST DIED OF CONSUMPTION?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I cried tears...of milk (I'm lactating).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I"M LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT FOR YOU I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's lactose ever done for you? Nazis were Jewish intolerant AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE LACTOSES BROUGHT DOWN THE VALUE OF MY PROPERTY WHEN THEY MOVED NEXT STORE.

I SWEAR THEY GIVE ME GAS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU'rE NEARLY AT 11,000 POSTS, BONC

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO SEE COMMENTS AGAIN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

bONC

 

[Mentalist]

drow elves

 

[CaptainWacky]

dowdy penguins

 

[Gagh]

HARKLY ONCE PLAYED MORTAL KOMBAT SUSPENDED UNDERWATER AND BEING TICKLED BY MOTTI!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Morph?

 

[Harkley]

I bet Tony Hart liked toast...

 

[whisky]

I like mine with phillidelphia

 

[Loktar]

^Cream Cheese? (or whatever they call it in the UK)

 

[whisky]

Yeah, I find that so much tastier than eating the actually US city, plus much easier to fit on a slice of bread

 

[CaptainWacky]

BONC!

 

[Cassie]

HARKLEY BROKE UP WITH TOAST AND IS NOW DATING A BAGEL!

 

[Dr Dave]

He doesn't have to cut a whole when he has sex with it.

 

[headvoid]

HE LIKES TOASTY COCKS SO MUCH HE BOUGHT THE COMPANY