In this thread we tell the truth about Conchaga.

[Tisiphone]

Kinky Boots!

But, yes....everything Conchaga said is true. To get the full force of his personality, he must be met face to face.

 

[Tisiphone]

Siorry...clicked beofre I was through. DRUNK AT WORK.

Anyways, I was surprised at how soft spoken he is. But you know what they say...SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A HUGE DICK

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Saint must be fucking mute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My favourite Conchaga moment was when he shot me in the leg to save a child's life.

 

[FBI parte due]

My favorite Conchaga moment is when he offered to help me find people he knew to share an apartment with in Bologna.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That one sounds real though.

 

[curiousa2z]

My favourite Conchaga moment..... hasnt happened yet!

....but I did apreciate it when he found some gorgeous B & W photos of Venetian masks for my Halloween party three (or was it 4) years ago!

 

[Kitty]

My favorite Conchaga moment was watching him beat the shit outta BlehkkFut in .... um... oh wait, BlehkkFut chickened out.

Seriously, two years ago in Brooklyn, Conchaga cut open a dead hobo's stomach and found a tin can in his stomach. He let me keep it (the can, not the hobo). It still smells like green beans and vomit. Good times, good times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's funny, he let me sleep inside a hobos stomach for warmth when we were out hiking on the ice planet of Hoth.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Conchaga once saved Mal's life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well about 3,843 can say that, to be fair.

 

[Conchaga]

My favorite Conchaga moment was watching him beat the shit outta BlehkkFut in .... um... oh wait, BlehkkFut chickened out.

Seriously, two years ago in Brooklyn, Conchaga cut open a dead hobo's stomach and found a tin can in his stomach. He let me keep it (the can, not the hobo). It still smells like green beans and vomit. Good times, good times.

Oh man. I was wasted that night. You kept the can!?