Indian Call Centres

[Gagh]

Just called my mobile on behalf of my phone provider, trying to sell me a laptop & broadband package.

What a shame I was taking a crap at the time. I set the phone down on the cistern, and carried on with business while he went through with his entire sales patter without me speaking once. I had the speaker phone on. I carried on reading my National Geographic, finished business, and told him I wasn't interested.

To be honest, I feel that was as much as I could share with him :bigass:

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you flush the toilet when you were on the phone with him?

 

[Ishcabittle]

you could have casually mentioned that you were slaughtering a cow, that might have gotten a rise out of him.

 

[Gagh]

Surely it's better to say nothing and let them waste their breath?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I quite imagine it is, and stop calling me Shirley.

RIP

 

[headvoid]

I would have asked them to wait while I squeezed.

Jack would have asked them to hold on while he squeezed the base.

 

[Love Child]

And I suppose I would have said something like this:
"Uh huh, yeah? Oh really? Yes, Mmmmhmmmmm, OH YES YES YES!"

But then I would have said "No thank you" and hung up the phone.

 

[Loktar]

I would just blast an air horn into the reciever and hang up.

 

[SuN]

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