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inevitability

birth
sex
poverty
hunger
sickness
loneliness
despair
loss
death
 
duck rape
 
change
 
The common cold.
 
broken fingernails
 
taxes
 
bleeding vaginas
 
Do you hear that, Mister Anderson?
 
LOL we forgot something else that's inevitable:
Jack spamming and neging ;)

and sleep (inevitable but very pleasant!)
 
birth
sex
poverty
hunger
sickness
loneliness
despair
loss
death

If we have known hunger, sickness and loneliness then we will know what it is to truly have a friend and when we are wealthy we will truly appreciate where we were and what we came from and when we suffer loss the gains will be that much more meaningful. (Said the wealthy man to the poor loser on the street with no money, no food, no shelter)
 
cats
 
I was trying to find what one of my FB friends said-I probably cannot find it because I probably put them on IGNORE!

It was one of those, "What doesn't kill us will only make us stronger"

or

Life gives us a thorn so we can appreciate the rose

CRAP!
 
Ugh.

I can see why you put that person on ignore.
 
For those that say you cant make an omlett without breaking eggs.

Well you can, you can use a syringe, it just takes longer.
 
I don't want to break eggs.
 
What about Eggs Mayo?
 
That is what I meant. I don't want to break Eggs Mayo. Maybe he is already broken and we need to build him up or something.
 
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