Interesting

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They say that when we sleep, our souls leave our bodies to the astral plane to help do good spiritual work.

I guess every time one farts in bed, another soul has been saved...

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO AFRICANS HAVE SOULS?

 

[Cassie]

on their feet!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn rode that nasty river to make sure the natives had Jesus beaten into their brains.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about babies?

 

[Cassie]

Babies don't have souls till a little bird brings them one.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

the abi titmouse bird

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe souls float around waiting for babies to become self-aware and then they move in.

 

[Cassie]

then they're charged outrageous rent for eternity

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF GOD'S PERSONALITY GIVEN HUMAN FORM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Babies have souls until Barney and Elmo come to take them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAYBE WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF GOD'S PERSONALITY GIVEN HUMAN FORM.

That's not far from what I believe, that the Godforce is the sum total of all our energy, and that there is a pool of that bodyless energy that we return to when we're not alive.

Not bad since I just came up with it...

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT SPIRITS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT ABOUT SPIRITS?

I prefer vodka.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe souls float around waiting for babies to become self-aware and then they move in.

So retards are lacking souls?

 

[Cassie]

retards have special souls

 

[Dr Dave]

I prefer vodka.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The soul is governed by the brain. That's why we have all that stuff in our brains for thinking and such. So even the brightest soul would still be a retard in a retard's brain.

 

[Loktar]

So retards are lacking souls?

Oh goody you said the magic word, Jethro will post in this thread now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND HIS SOUL AXE.