Internet campaign for world peace starts here

[CaptainWacky]

I have decided that bringing about world peace is what I'll "do" with me life and as I only exist in any "meaningful" (LOL!) sense on the internet I shall use an internet campaign to bring about my goal. And as the MF is the only board I post on, the campaign starts HERE. List your ideas for world peace below.

(Maybe I should have gone with the cure for death campaign.)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

First sequester EVERYONE. Then give them an Etch-A-Sketch, a Lite Brite, a package of Double Stuf Oreo coookies, some water, and hook their privates to the sex machine of their choosing.

And never let two people come into contact with one another. EVER.

 

[Gagh]

Let's all applaud the irony that Wacky's trying to commence this venerable target from this particular website!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what about the asexuals?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll contribute by giving Bono a handjob.

 

[headvoid]

for the starving children

 

[curiousa2z]

I have a genuine sixties peace sign pin someone gave me for my birthday.
We could offer to trade it to [insert name of your favourite terrorist] for his weapons of mass destruction.
It's a collectable!

 

[curiousa2z]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T THINK WE NEED IDEAS YET, WE JUST NEED TO GET AS MUCH OF THE WORLD AS POSSIBLE BEHIND THE CAMPAIGN FOR PEACE AND THEN THE REST WILL FOLLOW OUT OF PEER PRESSURE.

 

[headvoid]

Like smoking fags?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*perk*

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is a serious campaign and an issue I feel very strongly about.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL EGGS YOU COMICAL CHARACTER OF THE INTERNETS!

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh, sorry, we're serious. (lol) sorry. (snicker) i'm almost done. (guffah)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, let's laugh at world peace WHILE CHILDREN ARE DYING IN AUSTRALIA.

 

[headvoid]

YOU SHOULD FOSTER THEM THEN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well TELL PAUL HOGAN TO STOP EATING THEM

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOME AND AWAY WITH YOU EACH DAY

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could I have forgotten this!

 

[Cassie]

HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS?!! Maybe this happened during that week that my computer was broken!