internet troll convention event schedule

[Internet Troll]

so imagine if there is such thing as a troll con or something for example called lulzycon

For a laugh i thought i type out of example what an event schedule would look like in a con book lol

Friday::

9:00am :: 9:45am Opening ceremony

10:00am - 12:00pm :: This is my first internet troll con

11:00am - 12:00pm :: Beginners guide to in real life trolling

12:30pm - 2:30pm :: Sponsors lunch with guest of honour (pedobear)

3:00pm - 3:45pm :: CAPS LOCK IS COOL FOR CRUISE CONTROL!

4:00pm - 5:00pm :: Introduction to becoming a spam bot

5:00pm - 7:30pm :: Neo Nazis den

8:00pm - 12:00am :: Trolling tournament qualifying

Saturday::

12:45pm - 2:30pm :: Professional troll panel

3:00pm - 7:00pm :: Trolling tournament quarter final

7:15pm - 8:30pm :: Pwning fags for the win

9:00pm - 10:00pm :: History class about Adolf Hitler

10:00pm - 3:00am :: Special Troll Kingdom forum dance club night (DJMissmanners)

Sunday::

12:00pm - 3:30pm :: Trolling tournament semi final

4:00pm - 5:30pm :: Spammers den of mayhem

6:00pm - 7:00pm :: Anti wannabe troll den

7:00pm - 9:30pm :: Trolling tournament final

10:00pm - 5:00am:: Dead troll party

 

[Dual]

You seem to have confused trolls with /b/tards. Fuck off and learn the difference.

 

[Internet Troll]

You seem to have confused trolls with /b/tards. Fuck off and learn the difference.

can you stop being a cupcakeer and get a job please ?

 

[Dual]

I have a job, plebeian. I'm the law around these parts, and it's time for you to move on. Capiche?

 

[Blindgroping]

Somewhere, Squeeze in a class on "Getting Away With Being A Prick"
and "Logic That Kills"

 

[Blindgroping]

Oh, and one on "Stereotypes for fun and laughs"
Character DUALS,


Say, how do you get tickets if you have a number of duals and you don't want to expose them?

 

[Internet Troll]

I have a job, plebeian. I'm the law around these parts, and it's time for you to move on. Capiche?

you are just a gay porn star then!

 

[Internet Troll]

or a dipshit that likes black cupcakeer cock up your ass

 

[Mirah]

It is a cute concept tho.

 

[Mirah]

I would hire the Hooters chicks.

 

[jack]

See Mirah this is where you get off track. You can't "reform" them. They either epiphany or dual.

 

[jack]

ahh...there's my QOTW, which none of the "management" will ever appreciate.