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Interview with Jorge "Hurley" Garcia

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

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Wacky: OMG Hi Hurley!

Hurley: Hey.

Wacky: LOL you're so fat.

Hurley: Yeah.

Wacky: Why don't you lose some weight?

Hurley: I've tried, dude!

Wacky: You just said "dude" like you do on the show!

Hurley: Yeah.

Wacky: Loser.

Hurley: What?

Wacky: Portman or Paquin?

Hurley: Huh?

Wacky: ANSWER.

Hurley: I didn't understand the question!

Wacky: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY YOU IS GAY.

Hurley: Look, I took time out my busy schedule...

Wacky: Busy schedule of EATING THINGS?

Hurley: Yes. You asked for this interview and now you're just insulting me, dude!

Wacky: Okay, I'll stop.

Hurley: Thanks.

Wacky: AS SOON AS YOU STOP EATING!!!!!

Hurley: Dude!

Wacky: What is the smoke monster is it Jacob's breath or something?

Hurley: I don't know...that could be it!

Wacky: Have you ever tried to eat a co-star's legs, let's so Emilie, and then another co-star, let's say Naveen, comes over and says "hey, stop eating her legs, she's not food!"? Has that ever happened, tubby?

Hurley: Yes.

Wacky: Really?

Hurley: NO, FUCK YOU!!!

CONVERSATION ENDS ABRUPTLY WHEN HURLEY TURNS INTO A MONGOOSE AND WACKY MELTS (IT WAS THE SNOWMAN VERSION OF WACKY!)
 
YOU'RE LUCKY HURLEY DIDN'T SMEAR YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND TRY TO EAT YOU!!!
 
i'll say - i tell people i lost my arm in 'nam 'cause i'm too ashamed to admit hurley ate it.
 
Emilie de Ravin kept trying to interrupt begging me for sex BUT I WAS HAVING NONE OF IT DUE TO JOURNALIST INTEGRITY.
 
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Dude.
 
It had to be done. And now it has been done.
 
Dude.
 
Hurley is awesome.
 
AT GETTING US ALL INTO TROUBLE.
 
He's really awesome with a jar of peanut butter.
 
AT EATING IT.
 
I'm functionally retarded.
 
Best Hurley interview Evar.
 
I didn't really interview him. It was all a lie.
 
Looks like the Dharma initiative got to you too.
 
*cries*
 
They should do a tv show where retarded kids get to inteview actors and see which actors loose their patience first.
 
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