Shatna
SOINT PLUT!
Grandtheftcow: So what is it that's attracted you to the stripper sub culture? Since I'm the stuffy prudish interviewer obviously I don't see the glamour or romantics in such a profession.
WACKY: I'm pretty sure I wanked to Hulk Hogan once when I was young.
Grandtheftcow: Do you believe most other women have chosen the profession for similar reasons? The reason I mostly hear is that it's to pay for college or university.
WACKY: But who's to say that very oldest Batman is the "real" one? What if there was a Batman before that - never revealed to the public - who tickled his enemies to death with a feather duster?
Grandtheftcow: Is the interview process as sexy as porn has led us to believe? What does a potential stripper need to do in order to get hired in a club?
WACKY: Quite a few people played Doink.
Grandtheftcow: You had mentioned the stripper lifestyle. What is that like? What keeps them in it?
WACKY: YES I always get Peter Simon and Andy Crane and Trev and Simon and Andi Peters and all those bastards mixed up STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAPDOOR.
Grandtheftcow: There appear to be a lot of different rules and practices for strippers. How do you pick up on them?
WACKY: FACT: There are no facts, just opinions
IT'S A FACT1
Grandtheftcow: Is there anything that just seemed weird, crazy or fucked up to you during your career?
WACKY: I like the Star Wars prequels AND I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS ISSUE.
Grandtheftcow: Are there a lot of lesbian strippers? I can't imagine finding the greatest guys in a strip club.
WACKY: I'LL GET THE LESBIAN TRACKER...
Grandtheftcow :Are you a lesbian yourself? Keep in mind you have the hearts of a lot of TK'ers in your hand with this answer.
WACKY: I like guys too though.
If Santa was gay, where did the elves come from?
Grandtheftcow: Since you seem to more open about the topic of sex than I expected would you care to share a fun story with us?
WACKY: Joe Mangel is now fucking Lynn Scully. Joe Mangel could do better.
Grandtheftcow: Well I did have more questions but that's probably the perfect response to end it on.
WACKY: I'm pretty sure I wanked to Hulk Hogan once when I was young.
Grandtheftcow: Do you believe most other women have chosen the profession for similar reasons? The reason I mostly hear is that it's to pay for college or university.
WACKY: But who's to say that very oldest Batman is the "real" one? What if there was a Batman before that - never revealed to the public - who tickled his enemies to death with a feather duster?
Grandtheftcow: Is the interview process as sexy as porn has led us to believe? What does a potential stripper need to do in order to get hired in a club?
WACKY: Quite a few people played Doink.
Grandtheftcow: You had mentioned the stripper lifestyle. What is that like? What keeps them in it?
WACKY: YES I always get Peter Simon and Andy Crane and Trev and Simon and Andi Peters and all those bastards mixed up STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAPDOOR.
Grandtheftcow: There appear to be a lot of different rules and practices for strippers. How do you pick up on them?
WACKY: FACT: There are no facts, just opinions
IT'S A FACT1
Grandtheftcow: Is there anything that just seemed weird, crazy or fucked up to you during your career?
WACKY: I like the Star Wars prequels AND I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS ISSUE.
Grandtheftcow: Are there a lot of lesbian strippers? I can't imagine finding the greatest guys in a strip club.
WACKY: I'LL GET THE LESBIAN TRACKER...
Grandtheftcow :Are you a lesbian yourself? Keep in mind you have the hearts of a lot of TK'ers in your hand with this answer.
WACKY: I like guys too though.
If Santa was gay, where did the elves come from?
Grandtheftcow: Since you seem to more open about the topic of sex than I expected would you care to share a fun story with us?
WACKY: Joe Mangel is now fucking Lynn Scully. Joe Mangel could do better.
Grandtheftcow: Well I did have more questions but that's probably the perfect response to end it on.
