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Irony

Get stabbed by an angry hobo.
 
Watch an hour or two of NASCAR.
 
Go to a Pat Metheny concert and be bored to death.
 
Decapitation by guillotine would leave a nice corpse, so long as no one shakes the body in the coffin.
 
Piss off a rabid badger.
 
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
 
Get eaten by a tiger.
 
See Loktar naked.
 
Break reality.
 
Just think of the mortician as he or she is putting make up on you. Think about what they are thinking they wish they could do to your body..........mmmmmmmm













I feel terrible for making this post I never support suicide.....but there you go.
 
Bick already knows I'm not a fan. We had a discussion about it the other day.
 
That is one of the things I appreciate about Dr Dave. He doesn't pretend to like things you like or whatever. I dont' know who does that-it just seems that people do-for approval and to thier friends. amiright?
 
Some people might.
 
Cinch said:
FFS, read the original parameters! Painless, reliable, pretty corpse. Oh, and there should be music. For example, a hockey rink, crushed by an out of control Zamboni, while We Will Rock You is played over the sound system has certain appeal but it meets none of the criteria.

There is some temptation to make it look like an accident or to be incredibly dramatic but I don't want to end up getting a Darwin Award.

So painless, reliable, pretty corpse, does not win me a Darwin Award.
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In that case, Tomtrek's suggestion of losing a duel of longevity certainly works. I challenge thee!
 
Get Kitty Pryde to phase through you and turn off your organs internally.
 
I know it's "cute".

But I still don't like this thread.
 
Isn't it ironic?
 
I'm no longer concerned with leaving a pretty corpse. Pain is acceptable. Physical pain would be better than this.

Right now, I wish that none of it had ever happened.
 
listen to jack drone on and on and on until you kill yourself.
 
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