Is 'A Fistful Of Datas' the greatest 45 minutes of television ever produced?

[whisky]

Make it ho

 

[Gagh]

Counselor, what are you sensing - IN MY PANTS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"If you want my professional opinion as ship's counselor...THEY'RE NUTS!"

 

[whisky]

Who wants to eat a piece of Troi cake?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CELLULAR TOPTOTTY CAKE?

 

[Cassie]

ITS GOT WORF ICING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I were to whipser to you that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a chuckle?

 

[Cassie]

A chuckle and a guffaw!

 

[Gagh]

If I were to whipser to you that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a chuckle?

Commander, get that fanny head off my bridge!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I regret some of the things I said.

 

[Yub]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's sad that they completely destroyed Worf's characer in that piece of shit Nemesis.

 

[Cassie]

I saw the one last night where his parents come on board the Enterprise and Captain Picard mud wrestles with his brother.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good episode.

 

[Cassie]

Right after that one they showed the one where Dr Soong turned on Data's homing device and Lore stole his emotion chip, THE BASTARD.

 

[Gagh]

Yes, and then Lore's subroutines got mixed with the X-rated Juliana Tainer Lapdance programme Soong had backed up into his positronic drive, and we were treated to Spiner in a potato sack thrusting his crotch in the stricken Soong's face & demanding strips of gold pressed Latinum be placed into his G-String.

No wonder he twitched.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good episode.

 

[Gagh]

Thanks! I wroted it. Call me Dennis Gaghbailey.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No. I call you lover.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I preferred the gay porn tribute, "A Data Full of Fists"