Is angel hair pasta really made out of the hair of angels?

[CaptainWacky]

Or is it just a name?

 

[Ilyanna]

Of course it's real angel hair! Why would they call it so if it wasn't true? Plus - would the food industrie ever lie to us?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's made out of Natalie Portman's hair (STAR WARS REFERENCE).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish it were really made of angel's hair, but unfortunately it's made from WHEAT and when I eat large quantities of it I get FAT.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

It sure is, and baby's breath flowers are actually harvested from sleeping babies.

cut myself on angel hair and bay-hay-bees breath.

 

[Dr Dave]

It would seem very unlikely that they are Wacky.

 

[Cassie]

Angels have tasty hair!

 

[Ilyanna]

good thing it's not Angel's hair, that would taste gel-ly

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why does Dr Dave only deal in facts?

 

[Cassie]

He's a robot who cannot tell a lie.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's the way of the doctor, Wacky.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Dr Dave, Dr Dave, lives inside a creepy cave
Posts those facts, quick as a wink
Too bad his feet really stink
P-U, there goes Dr Dave!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't smell anything.

 

[Seph]

*BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL!*

*LEAVES UNFULFILLED*

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sorry. First nonsense rhyme that came into me head.

 

[Seph]

not ur post life fella, this thread represents my life dull.

 

[CaptainWacky]

what about all the clunge you're getting