Is anyone else here a Gamorrean Guard?

[CaptainWacky]

Or is it just me?

 

[VKD]

no it's just you...

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG VKD HOW HAVE YOU BEEN MAN!

 

[VKD]

it's not VKD anymore - I must ask Missmanners to change the name to something more appropriate - more sexy

 

[BlazerBoy]

We wait with baited breath.

 

[Uranium 4]

No, but every third Tuesday I fuck an Ewok.

 

[Harkley]

I ATED AN EWOK ONCE. IT TASTED LIKE BANANA, WHICH TASTES LIKE CHICIN.

 

[BlazerBoy]

WTF? I have NEVER ever had gonnorhea!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OKAY I'LL ADD IT TO THE DATABASE

 

[Tempest]

I imagine all the Twi'leks had STD's.

 

[Gagh]

OMG - Maybe the headtails weren't supposed to be there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT SPIDER THING YOU SEE FOR ABOUT A SECOND IN JABBA'S PALACE IS CONTROLLED BY A BRAIN IN A JAR OR SOMETHING.

 

[Gagh]

IS IT STEVE MARTIN'S BRAIN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO, JESSICA ALBA FROM THE FUTURE'S BRAIN TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME.

 

[Gagh]

THAT'S SO HAWT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Not really!" - Rogue, X2

 

[Gagh]

"MY VOICE GOES SQUEAKY WHEN I BREATHE HELIUM!!!" Wolverine to Professor X in bed together X3.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I ALWAYS WISHED I WAS ONE OF THOSE STORM TROOPERS BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE WEEKEND COUOLDN'T COME SOON ENOGUHG WHILE OBIWAN TURNED OFF THE TRACTOR BEAM ARRAY AND SHIT.