IS ANYONE ELSE ON TO THE TOMTREK?

[Dr Dave]

Tomtrek is everywhere.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hello!

 

[curiousa2z]

 

[Dr Dave]

See!!

SEEE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tomtrek and his secrets made me hit 96,000 points! :shock:

Wish I had something to spend them on...

 

[Yub]

I hear Loktar gives handjobs for 100,000.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOMTERK

 

[Loktar]

I hear Loktar gives handjobs for 100,000.

No, I told you it was 200,000 to have sex with your wife, an extra 100,000 to give you a handjob, and 1000 to let your kids watch.

 

[Yub]

No, you're confused. It went like this:

Yub: I see you're rocking the white pumps before Labor Day again, you camel toe.
Loktar: Yes. YES I AM.
Yub: And the red light is on the front porch again. Tell me you haven't been giving blowjobs to sailors again...*facepalm*
Loktar: Well, I gots bills to pay. Spread the word, I'm trying to drum up business. And the word is ASSCHEEKS.
Me: *sigh* I guess you're doing something stupid like selling it cheap too?
Loktar: AND I'M WORTH EVERY PENNY, BABY!
Me: You numpty.

 

[Loktar]

Meh. Go back to eating your kids.

http://www.lonaf.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=84&t=36386

 

[Blindgroping]

I have something that the Tomtrek cannot pass up.









But Its A Secret!!

 

[headvoid]

He already knows. Don't kid yourself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF IT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS...

 

[Dr Dave]

Tomtrek is going to go wild!