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Is anyone here good looking?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or is it just me?
 
I'm cute. I used to be smokin' hot.
 
I'm cute like a pixy.
 
The internet says I'm cute. When it's in a good mood.
 
ask people who've seen pics of me.
 
Okay, I'll ask HENOCH then...
 
I'm pretty ugly, so you all can go choke on dicks.
 
^But I like doing that....
 
I'm like a cross between Gordon Brown & Drew Carey.
 
Some chick once told me long ago that I looked like a cross between Tom Hanks & Denis Leary (these days it'd have to be fat Hanks from the first half of Cast Away, and current, more leathery Leary)

There's a pic of me somewhere in the Tea Room Coffee Table Book.
 
Sorry, I'm just more hungover than I've ever been in my life and you should all die.
 
*dies*
 
I'll be lying on the shower floor with my boxers on if anybody needs me.
 
I'm very beautiful, everyone thinks so. I'm just sayin'...


C'mon, would I be me if I didn't post this?!?!
 
hmmmmmm


*considers FBI's weakened state....*
 
I'm over the headache bit.

I think I'll sit around watching movies until the laundry's done and then go back to bed in the hope that everything'll have stopped swimming and waving around by the time I wake up.
 
I look just like CASSIE.
 
I actually don't even look human. People look at me and it doesn't register in their mind that I'm alive.
 
Serves you right for bragging!
 
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