Is Christopher Eccleston eating Blu-Tak these days?

[Gagh]

Or Smurf Shit, as it is called by some people (Woody Harrelson).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or Smurf Shit, as it is called by some people (Woody Harrelson).

Quite frankly I don't see why you wouldnt consider the possibility that he is NOT as in any way viable.

 

[Cassie]

This thread is a mystery.

 

[Gagh]

LOL AS TOYAH WILCOX ONCE SUNG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL KEITH CHEGWIN CANE DEWEY LOL KEEP COMING BACK FOR "ONE MORE MATCH" EVEN THOUGH I'M 400 POUNDS AND CAN'T PERFORM UP TO EVEN THE LOWEST OF STANDARDS LOL BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A SOCK

 

[Fuddlemiff]

IF YOU WANNA BE A RECORD BREAKER, DEDICATION'S WHAT YOU NEED

 

[whisky]

And a coffin

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[Cassie]

Adn blu-tak APPARENTLY

 

[whisky]

But where is the redtak, surely there is a market hole waiting to be filled right there.

They already have blutac and whitetac, with red we could make patriotic and sticky flags, or small models of superman.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And really good penises. THe blue could be left over for veins.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd need flesh tac too then.

 

[headvoid]

i think you need to see a doctor if you believe blue tack will make passable penis veins.

I mean now, go now, get an appointment

 

[CaptainWacky]

My penis isn't even big enough to have veins.

 

[headvoid]

put some thin bits of blue tack on it

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd ask "then how does it stay up?" but I think the MF has covered that before.

Anyway, you'd mix the red and white stuff together for the main shaft, then just use red for the head and blue mixed with some white and red for the veins. Then stick a Union Flag in the top of it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...yes.