Is david Bowie a homo?

[jack]

He acts like it sometimes

 

[Mentalist]

"Homo" would be too limiting for Bowie, he's Bi-Sexual.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's bi a lot of things but lingual isn't one of them.

 

[whisky]

I'd say once youve sucked Mick Jaggers cock while he sucked yours, youd be bi.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could they suck each other's cock at the same time!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, right 69...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

From what he's said more recently, the bi thing was more fashion than actual boy-buggering on his part. But I don't doubt the classic Bowie-Jagger-Midler-in-a-closet story.

 

[whisky]

WAs she sking?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it macaroni Midler?

 

[Mentalist]

Jagger and Bowie's dancing steps leave much to be desired in "Dancing in the Street"


*puts the video on and starts to chuckle*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Much was made at the time of the fact that they shot the video in one night in Philly where Live Aid was about to be held.

Starvin' Marvin may have gotten something from it, but they were hardly charitable to the song.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait a second, did I just hear myself say...THREE MINUTES!?

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've been listening to his "Little Fat Man" song for the last half an hour.