Is Dork Lord A Citizen?

[The Dork Lord]

I'm not the one shitting myself and calling it easter eggs, gramps

 

[jack]

Sure you are. At least your ex is gone so you won't have the opportunity to wipe said shit off on her afterwards.

 

[jack]

That still ranks right up there with the most disgusting "too much info" anyone has ever shared with me.

You certainly do "take the cake" Mr. House.

 

[Loktar]

Speaking of pointless farces, Loktar is correct that I spend most of my online time on Facebook Superhero game. I guess even fake drama gets stale after awhile...

More likely you got butthurt, pwned/trolled by jack,me, Love Child,etc.

Using Facebook as an excuse is weak sauce, dude.

Why not pretend you aren't angry like usual?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'd like to know where I ever said this: because it never happened.

I shared the thing where someone kept telling me "harder, faster" during anal, then complained 3 days later that her ass was still bleeding, and the one where the ex would wipe my seed on my t shirt after giving me a handjob.

This incident you keep referrign to rings no bells whatsoever.

 

[The Dork Lord]

More likely you got butthurt, pwned/trolled by jack,me, Love Child,etc.

Using Facebook as an excuse is weak sauce, dude.

Why not pretend you aren't angry like usual?

What's weaksauce, is your constant sucking up to anyone with a grudge against me.

Why not jsut admit your homoerotic crush on me, and get it over with?

 

[jack]

Completely owned, Mr House :bigass:

 

[Loktar]

What's weaksauce, is your constant sucking up to anyone with a grudge against me.

Well then stop being a whiny, emo, egomaniac, hypocrite and liar, my sour widdle Picklepus.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Completely owned, Mr House :bigass:

You DO realize there's a rule against using people's real last name here, right?

But I agree; you are completely owned by me. Same as it ever was

 

[jack]

LOL at Jeffie's pwnership.

:::tee hee:::

 

[The Dork Lord]

Really doesn't take much to get you riled up, "Jackie". I've been back for what, a whole hour now?

 

[jack]

try english, you unctious buffoon.

 

[jack]

You know someone is really pwned when they say "why so angry", especially when you aren't.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yes Jack, I'm "pwned" so hard I'm laughing with rage!

Do people really still talk like that? Because, for being a man in his late FIFTIES, you seem pretty cool...

 

[Loktar]

try english, you unctious buffoon.

Indeed. I can't find a definition of rield anywhere.

 

[The Dork Lord]

OMGZ TYPO? That's how I KNOW you're out of ammo, jack.

You yourself have admitted that the "spelling bee troll" is the last resort of the weak minded.

 

[Loktar]

OMGZ TYPO? That's how I KNOW you're out of ammo, jack.

You yourself have admitted that the "spelling bee troll" is the last resort of the weak minded.

Oh you can spell. Your just too angry over being pwned by jack to type properly.

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL sure. I'm "angry".

Just like Jack is "sane", Dirk is "charismatic", and you've had consensual sex with another human being without paying for it.

 

[jack]

OMGZ TYPO? That's how I KNOW you're out of ammo, jack.

You yourself have admitted that the "spelling bee troll" is the last resort of the weak minded.

Hey, if it got you to look it up and spell it correctly (I noted the pwned editing) than my post is obviously filled with win.

Thanks for dancing. Shall I play some more House music for you, or would you prefer Dub for the next soiree?

 

[jack]

Oh you can spell. Your just too angry over being pwned by jack to type properly.

Exactly. Point, Set. Match in this little exchange.

Nice work, Loktar. This thread got pretty funny, pretty fast :bigass: